HOW DO LIKE YOU YOUR POTATOES?
Within the United States government there is
now a division that attempts to abolish diversity, the same diversity that has
been the statue of strength for the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The superior white arm of power has been raised from the trenches where it lay
dormant for a few years; it was only waiting on an opportunity for resurgence.
Americans are once again asking to be served a large order of white potatoes,
seasoned with white salt, and covered with pure white gravy. This has been
America’s favorite dish from Jamestown to the genocide of Native
Americans.
Americans demand the
white potatoes to be grown in white fields, cultivated by slave labor, and
served in white kitchens by colored maids who added a dash of black pepper
every now and then. White potatoes continued to be served on American tables
during the Jim Crow days and with the gerrymandering of the potato fields to
guarantee that no others species of potatoes could ever exist.
Now the oligarchy of
the white arm of power is shaking a fist at America, saying we might have
slipped up once and allowed our potatoes to be served with a heavy seasoning of
salt and pepper covered with an off-color, mixed dish of white gravy, but never
again.
America’s white
potato will never be served to a female in the White House backed by black
pepper and with a different recipe for brown gravy. The American white potato
cannot be served by the side of a rainbow-colored salad bowl filled with black-eyed
peas, brown lima beans, yellow grains of corn, and pink tomatoes.
Walk carefully my
friend, avoid stepping on the weeds and tiptoe gently through the garden of
white tulips.